Beetleform Mage realises being half beetle half man is definitely not all it’s cracked up to be.
'It's like the tattoo I got in Morocco when I was really drunk, but much, much, worse'


Beetleform Mage realises being half beetle half man is definitely not all it’s cracked up to be.

'It's like the tattoo I got in Morocco when I was really drunk, but much, much, worse'


Magic: the Gathering - PTQqqs

Yesterday on the mothersite was a series of important updates from Helene Bergeot, Director of Global Organized Play Wizards of the Coast regarding changes tot he Pro Tour Qualifier system.

Summary of changes over on the MTG Realm Blog -

Witty meme from CeterumCenseo85

I have built a Brago, King Eternal commander deck. But I'm stuck between using Elspeth, Sun's Champion or Jace, Architect of thought. Could you maybe help me solve this and explain your thinking.


Why not both?


I vote elspeth.  Her second ability is just such a house.  It doesn’t hit your commander, and I’ve even done a review on the sorcery version.  Jace is a lot less relevant, because tokens usually end in an overrun or at least an anthem, and the card-drawing power is very limited.  (Also, you can’t do the very silly bant-colored Architect infinite, which is a favorite of mine.)


(Warning: Half-ramble)

I’m a pessimist when it comes to planeswalkers in multiplayer EDH. I have to look at them from an impulsive view (“What can I get from them now?”) since I expect them to expire before my next turn.

Elspeth is reasonable in that respect, as she gives you choices. Sacrificing flexibility may allow for the preferred or more-often-used choice at a better price (Austere CommandConquerer’s Pledge, Increasing Devotion), but then you lose the chance at doing that much more withe the ‘walker. And a distraction, if 40 life somehow isn’t enough to keep you going. Mileage varies, so I take what I can get. 

Between the two, I’m with Sheth, as Jace has a few better options at that cost for just drawing a couple cards.



We go forward.


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That got too real too fast


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The 5 clans of Tarkir. I added in their name, colors, and trait below each picture for easier quick reference.

Has anyone else noticed that the Mardu are led by Rita Repulsa?

she’s not the leader, but yeah that central figure is gonna try to fuck up some power rangers




The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.

Watch the machine in action here.

this makes me so happy






World History in a nutshell. 

This is literally the best fucking metaphor for World History and you cannot tell me otherwise.

Except no, this is totally WRONG.

The Air Nomads are based on Tibetian monks, as well as other cultures with concepts of Buddhism. This is reflected in the practice of shaving their heads, meditation, and vegetarianism. Aang’s clothes are very similar to that of the Shaolin monks. Even the location and architecture of the air temples resembles those found in Tibet.

The Fire Nation is inspired by the government and politics of Imperialist and Maoist China (as well as Imperial Japan). There was a little thing called Free Tibet a few years back which was quite in vogue with you psuedo-social-justice types. Do you remember what that was about? In 1951, China invaded Tibet and claimed sovereignty over them. As with most wars, depending on whose views you share, stories can differ. The Chinese (*cough*fire nation*cough*) claim to have reduced taxes, unemployment and built schools. However they achieved this through extortion, torture, murder, and oppression of the Tibetan culture. Thus, Avatar’s Hundred Year War.

The Water tribes are based on Inuit people. This one is really obvious. They share the same visual coding of colour, use furs in the clothing, live in polar regions in igloos and yurts, and rely on fishing as their primary food source.

The Earth Kingdom is a mixing pot of various Asiatic cultures including China, India, Korea, Thailand and Japan. Each city/town will reflect some of these more strongly than the others. 

If you agree with the labelling in the above gifset, you’ve either completely missed the point of Avatar, or just don’t give a fuck about actual World History or anything outside of what’s popular with tumblr “social justice”. You all harp on about needing more representation in the media but as soon as you’re given something as beautiful as Avatar, with a huge diversity of non-Eurocentric cultures, you completely misconstrue it. What you’ve done is erased the importance of all these individual (and indigenous) cultures, and replaced it with your own (anti-white) political agenda.

(And honestly, who uses umbrella labels like “asians” and “white people”. That’s ignorant and racist as fuck)

Bless Tumblr user barrelsofdwarrows for the above and for calling people out on their narrow-minded bullshit.

That was excellent.

Johnnie Phelps, a woman sergeant in the army, thought, “There was a tolerance for lesbianism if they needed you. The battalion I was in was probably about ninety-seven percent lesbian.”
Sergeant Phelps worked for General Eisenhower. Four decades after Eisenhower had defeated the Axis powers, Phelps recalled an extraordinary event. One day, the general told her, “I’m giving you an order to ferret those lesbians out. We’re going to get rid of them.”
“I looked at him and then I looked at his secretary who was standing next to me, and I said, ‘Well, sir, if the general pleases, sir, I’ll be happy to do this investigation for you. But you have to know that the first name on the list will be mine.’ “
“And he was kind of taken aback a bit. And then this women standing next to me said, ‘Sir, if the General pleases, you must be aware that Sergeant Phelp’s name may be second, but mine will be first.”
“Then I looked at him, and said, ‘Sir, you’re right. They’re lesbians in the WAC battalion. And if the general is prepared to replace all the file clerks, all the section commanders, all the drivers-every woman in the WAC detachment-and there were about nine hundred and eighty something of us-then I’ll be happy to make that list. But I think the general should be aware that among those women are the most highly decorated women in the war. There have been no cases of illegal pregnancy. There have been no cases of AWOL. There have been no cases of misconduct. And as a matter of fact, every six months since we’ve been here, the general has awarded us a commendation for meritorious conduct.”
“And he said, ‘Forget the order.’”

The Gay Metropolis, page 47, Charles Kaiser (via bibliothekara)

Phelps tells this story herself in the excellent 1984 documentary Before Stonewall, which you can watch in its entirety on YouTube (she’s at 19:30, but really, watch the whole thing):

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This makes me laugh every time I see it.

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Just picked up my DSi after a solid year of using a 3DS XL. Holy crap is that thing tiny.